A is for ADSL – I just had to start it off like this. 
B is for Birds Eye Burgers – Can’t be doing with that nasty cheap stuff, Birds Eye FTW!
C is for Callum Haywood – I can’t forget my own name now, can I!
D is for Digital Camera - Amongst one of the best inventions ever made.
E is for Email – Use it daily. Its useful, if you’ve got a good spam filter, if not, use Gmail!
F is for Freedom - You know I hate filtered internet.
G is for Google - Recommended for search and email. Google Apps is also good.
H is for Hourglass - Visible when you’re waiting for Windows to do something. If this occurs a lot; get more RAM.
I is for Internet – Obviously! Hah!
J is for Jokes – Because without these, the world would be boring!
K is for K-Meleon - The world’s fastest browser!
L is for Lego - My favorite childhood toy, not so interesting now I’ve hit teenhood.
M is for MSN - My favorite IM client. See my ‘Contact’ page for my MSN address.
N is for network467 - Company I founded, see www.network467.com for more info.
O is for Orange - My current ISP. Just lately I’ve not been happy with their service.
P is for Party Time – A party is a group of people having fun together. Might involve pass the parcel, might not.
Q is for Quaesitosaurus – It was plant-eating dinosaur with a long neck and a long tail.
R is for Ridiculously Overrated RuneScape - I just don’t see what there is to like about it.
S is for Suggestively Shaped Ice-Cream - See here. I found that remotely funny.
T is for Trivial Pursuit - One of them games that gets played once then lives in the cupboard.
U is for uTorrent – Don’t sue me for saying this; Without it, we’d all have to BUY or DVDs and software!!!
V is for VoIP - My landland is VoIP based. Provided by Orange. Not recommended particularly, by me.
W is for World Wide Web - Your using it now. Amazing!
X is for Xylophone – Because in all honesty, there wasn’t much more to put here.
Y is for YouTube – My favorite video sharing site. I assume its a fair few other peoples favorite too.
Z is for Zorilla - The zorilla is a skunk-like mammal that lives in Africa.